Do You Remember The First Time?

“Do you remember the first time?” I don’t think Jarvis Cocker was singing about virginity but he could have been. “I can’t remember a worse time, oh but you know that we’ve changed so much since then, oh yes we’ve grown.” My daughter is rapidly approaching fifteen and my parental self has had to...

Satisfyer Pro Penguin Review

The first time I used my Satisfyer Pro 2 it literally rocked my world. Nothing I had tried before came close to the crazy orgasm I had that day. I can’t tell you how excited I was to see Satisfyer were releasing four new versions of my favourite toy. Of the four new releases,...

Seven Til Midnight Mixed Messages Chemise Review

One of my new favourites in plus size lingerie are Seven Til Midnight. I love their plus size collection and the gorgeous colours used draw my eye every time I browse. When I saw the Mixed Messages Chemise on LoveYourselfOnline I fell in love instantly. LoveYourselfOnline is an online sex toy and lingerie specialist....

The Stroke of Midnight

Drunkenly stumbling out from the bathroom I see him leant against the chrome bar running along the plate glass windows. Stopping for a moment I smile lazily. All this time and I’ve not lost the butterflies I feel when I see him. Collecting myself I sashay across the hallway, aiming for seductive and probably...

The Heels Stay On… #SinfulSunday

That's it baby girl... everything but the heels... the heels stay on. Click the kiss to check out the other sinners ???? ">