You are thinking about buying or have already bought your first sex toy. Now you’re thinking about something you may not have thought of as a “problem”: where are you going to keep your new toy, without it being the center of attention and hidden from the eyes of people who wouldn’t want it? should they know? Or are you simply embarrassed to let anyone see what you have in your collection?
One of the most mortifying moments a person can ever experience is someone finding their sex toy.
Or do you already have an extensive collection of toys, and you lack space to store new ones? We present to you some of the potential solutions!
- Nightstand with locking mechanism
Sometimes hiding your vibrator under your pillow is as subtle as leaving it out on your bed – that being you may as well not be hiding it at all.
And what happens when your collection of sex toys expands? Then where are you supposed to hide them all?
The safest and most practical place is certainly next to the bed – your favorite toys are always close at hand, which means that you don’t have to sneak around the house at night to the most hidden corners of your home in search of your favorite “entertainment”.
Perhaps you need to hide them from children’s prying eyes, or maybe you want them hidden from parents and anyone else snooping around your room. Whatever the reason, we just need them hidden!
Let’s be honest, we all know there is nothing to be embarrassed about by owning sex toys (we all do). However, even just the thought of something so personal to you being exposed by someone else – well, it gives us shivers just to think about it!
So, what are some of the best places to hide away your pleasurable goods?
We’ve compiled a list of the best spots to hide your sex toys, where you can relax in the knowledge that no one will ever find them…
Bedside Drawer
One of the easiest places to hide your pleasurable items is in your bedside drawer of course!
Stash them away in the drawer on your side of the bed – no one is going to go in there.
Especially if you push them to the back and cover them with some other boring household items – perhaps some snotty tissues – no one’s going to want to go looking through that!
This way, they will always be nearby when you want some one-to-one sexy time with yourself! It’s super handy and super accessible!
It’s a win-win!
Shoebox
Another fantastic place to hide your sex toys is in an old shoebox. It is as simple as that! Why would anyone else go through shoe boxes in someone else’s room? Think about it, they wouldn’t.
So, one of the best places to hide those dildos and vibrators is inside a shoebox which you can then put under your bed or on top of your wardrobe.
It will be even better if the protective tissue papers are still in there – you could use them to cover your toys up as an extra hidden measure!
A shoebox is a boring and nonchalant item that no one will take a second glance at – so go on and hide your goods in there!
Inside Socks
You know how the washing machine just loves to swallow some of your socks, and you’re left with a pile of odd and mismatching ones?
Well, now they have a purpose. You can slide your toys inside the socks and stash them away in your sock drawer. This way, they will blend in with your other pairs, but only you will know what they are hiding.
Plus – who in their right mind is going to go through another person’s sock drawer? Better yet, you can put it at the bottom of your laundry basket – it isn’t likely someone will want to touch your stinky socks!
Who knew all those odd socks had a purpose after all these years?
Underneath Clothes in a Drawer
This is a classic spot to hide your sex toys.
Open up one of your drawers, lift a few pieces of clothing, and then stash your toys away. It is probably best to use a drawer of clothes that you don’t use often – like your drawer of sweaters when it’s still the Summer!
By putting away those valuables in places that hold your belongings – hopefully, no one will go poking about through them. At least not thoroughly enough to uncover what you’ve hidden anyway!
Inside a Tissue Box
Instead of throwing away the box for recycling when you use all the tissues, keep the box as a secret hiding place instead. It’s a fantastic idea – to hide your toys in almost plain sight!
No one is ever going to question a box of tissues. You can even keep a tissue pulled through the top to make it seem as though it is any other ordinary box of tissues. They are spacious and inconspicuous – no one will ever suspect a thing.
You’ll just have to hope no one you know is going to have a snotty nose anytime soon!
Inside Tampon Box
This is a very similar idea to the one above – especially if you’re looking to hide your sex toys from children or partners.
Tampons and period-related products are generally considered to be personal items, so what better than to hide your *really* personal items inside an empty tampon box? This is an even better spot if you are the only person who experiences a period in your house – because who else is ever going to need to go looking for tampons?
It’s a well-known ‘hands off’ box that no one else will go peering into – just make sure to give the right box to your friend if they ever need to borrow one!
Toolbox
If you opt for tool boxes, it is most likely because you can lock them – usually with a padlock, so that no “unauthorized” person will be able to explore the contents of your “tool box”. As a rule, those boxes are large enough that you can easily store dildos and vibrators of different sizes, artificial vaginas and the like in them, and an additional plus are numerous drawers and movable shelves, in which you can place butt plugs, penis rings, Kegel balls , lubricants, condoms and the like.
For ultimate discretion, hide them in plain sight – next to another toolbox. Just be careful not to mix them up, or choose a different color or shade for your sexy safe.
Pasta Jar
An opaque box decorated with an innocuous image of wheat fields and the rising sun is ideal for children and other researchers of other people’s (intimate) things to be completely uninteresting.
On the other hand, the elongated shape is perfect for storing penetration toys and other accessories for sexy games. An additional plus – metal boxes are always better for storing toys than plastic ones. The reason for that is that in such a situation the materials from which the toys are made can enter into a chemical reaction with the box, and that’s the problem!
Stools
A stool with interior space in a corner of the bedroom can be the perfect place to store sex toys. Of course, it is recommended that only users know that the stool is collapsible.
Box Under the Bed
If you decide on this simple, but also risky solution, just make sure that the toy box is surrounded by boring and ordinary everyday things – for example, in a larger box comfortably placed under the bedding, or in a box with a double bottom under some common things. A small box alone under the bed, regardless of whether it has a lock or not, can be a target for the curious. And then, there are problems and inconveniences.
Teddy Bear or Pillow
A plush toy and pillow on the bed or next to the bed can be the perfect shelter for intimate toys. On the back of the big bear, cut a hole, then place a discreet zipper on it. So you can use the inside of a teddy bear or some other stuffed toy to hide your sexual valuables.
Of course, if you have children, this is only a recommendation if the child is old enough to no longer be interested in stuffed toys. Not in the slightest!
Metal Safe With Lock
Metal safes with a lock (mechanical or electronic) are really no longer a rarity in homes. If you have explained to the children and other household members that there is nothing to look for in them, then everything is fine. to store your entire collection, as well as larger specimens.
On the Hanger
This solution requires some creativity or DIY skills, but here’s the trick – repurpose or sew a canvas (preferably with a zipper and lock) and hang it on a hanger, then hang a t-shirt, dress or shirt (optional) over it to cover it . The dimensions here depend only on your affinities, and the added value of such a solution is really great discretion.
A Bag in the Closet
Regardless of whether you decide on a handbag, a laptop bag, a backpack or a large travel suitcase, the closet where you normally keep your bags (which are not used that often) is a great place for a new one where you will also put padlock.
Tips
As you could see from these suggestions, one fact is universal – choose something completely inconspicuous, boring and everyday.
Regardless of whether you hide these things from children, parents or roommates, it is an unwritten rule that the box you put under the bed will somehow tickle the imagination of “unauthorized persons”, as well as the drawers in the nightstand. A better choice are boxes, drawers and shelves, where you will innocently “merge” boxes with sex toys with technology, books or scripts and other “boring” items. Of course, all this only applies if you don’t live alone, so you can do whatever you want.
When hiding, it is important to know the “enemy”, that is, the interested party and study his/her habits – if it is a child, ask yourself if he can reach more shelves in the closet? Does he love and does he sniff, so it’s only a matter of time before he discovers how to climb to the higher shelves.
Bonus: How to discreetly charge a vibrator?
Even if you have hidden them well, sooner or later your favorite battery-powered toys have to be brought out into the light of day/night, when it is necessary to recharge their batteries. It’s safest to do it at night, and for extra safety, store your sex aid in a toilet or similar ordinary object, and turn the power cable and charger towards the wall and mask it in some way.
Adult Toy Chest
We covered a good part of both topics in the previous paragraph. What is very important and what we want to emphasize is that boxes for storing sex toys should be inconspicuous, but of sufficient dimensions to store your collection, or at least part of the toys you own.
Furthermore, what you have to take care of is that the box has the ability to ventilate, that it is sterile and that you put only washed and cleaned toys in it. Do not put them away immediately after use, because bacteria and fungi will develop on them, which can seriously cause serious health problems for you or your partner during the next use – as long as tomorrow!
That’s why it would be good if, in addition to soap and gentle shampoos for the maintenance of toys, you always have some disinfectant on hand that you are not allergic to. In pharmacies, you can find a really large selection of antibacterial sprays, alcohol and similar disinfectants.
You should know that there are devices for disinfecting toys that work on the principle of UV rays, and they are perhaps the most effective. Not only do they disinfect objects that come into direct contact with valid body fluids, but they are also quite adequate for disinfecting the boxes and packaging in which you store them after use.
Sex Toys Box
When choosing a box for your sex aids – vibrators, dildos, artificial vaginas, handcuffs or anything else, the choice is quite large.
What we can recommend is to choose boxes made of natural materials, because they are the least susceptible to the retention of bacteria, viruses, fungi or any other harmful substances, so they are much easier to sterilize than plastic products.
The next tip is to pay attention to their dimensions – so that you can store your intimate items in them. The following is a recommendation about the design – try to make it as neutral as possible so that it does not attract unnecessary attention and arouse the curiosity of “passers-by” to take a look at what is inside.
This is where we come to the last tip for choosing a good box: it must have a locking mechanism. It can be a simple padlock, a somewhat more complex mechanical mechanism with a code, or a state-of-the-art solution with a digital code.
Locking Adult Toy Box
As we mentioned before, we recommend that your adult toy storage box be made of wood or metal.
Wooden ones are somewhat more sensitive because they can fall apart more easily, while metal ones are more massive and heavier, so handling them is not so easy.
When choosing a locking system, your choice is quite large: you can choose between ordinary padlocks, locks with ordinary or special keys, then there are locks with a mechanical code book, but also the most modern with a digital lock, even they have a fingerprint reader (as on mobile phone) and the like.
Which one you choose depends only on you, that is, your environment, and what level of object protection you want to apply. But don’t forget: the more complex the locking mechanism is, the more interested the “finder” will be in finding out what’s inside. And then you can get into an unpleasant situation when someone directly asks you what you are hiding in that box. What would you say in that situation?
Under the Bed
If you want your toys within easy reaching distance – why not just pop them under your bed?
It is an easy but effective place to hide your sex toys from the eyes of anyone who may enter your room. The only person who’d find them there is the monster under your bed!
If you feel that is too open of a place for them to be, cover them with an old scarf or something similar and no one is ever going to know what’s hiding beneath.
Then, when you want them all you have to do is reach down below you and get on with your pleasure!
Also – who would ever go about searching under someone else’s bed? It’s dusty and usually where you’d shove old things you don’t care much about or need anymore.
Your sex toys are bound to blend right in amongst all the other clutter, and no one will ever bat an eyelid.
Final Thoughts
In this day and age, we don’t need to be embarrassed about owning sex toys. We all love sex and pleasure, and they help and contribute to that.
There is no shame in it and no need to feel you have to keep yours hidden.
However, we do know that it is just one of those things that you’d prefer to keep away from the people you know. Especially if you don’t know them like *that* – if you know what we mean.
Sometimes it is just nicer to have the peace of mind that no one visiting your home is going to stumble upon items as personal as sex toys.
So, no more worrying about your friends and family stumbling upon your sex toy collection. We have given you many ideas where you can keep your goods safe and away from the eyes of anyone else.
There will be no embarrassment for you – not if you use the tips and hiding places we’ve given you! When you put your mind to it, there are so many places where you can hide your sex toys where no one will find them!
Hopefully, some of the suggestions above have been useful to you, and have given you an idea of where to put yours.
You can even take the ideas we gave you and mix them like putting the old shoebox under your bed, or placing the tissue or tampon box in your wardrobe or bedside drawer.
Basically, what you want to do is think of the most boring, most untouched spot in your room and stash them away there. Always hide them where no one else is likely to look.
This way, your sex toys will never see the face of anyone but yourself…and whoever else you may want to share them with…so, where do you hide yours?
