We all know how expensive masturbation items can be, and when you’re tight on money you need to start thinking outside the box.
You might need to get creative and think of a few household items that could provide you with that same release and some time to yourself.
Luckily, we have written this article to help you out and provide you with a few suggestions.
We have included some items for both men and women to use and a few tips on how to stay safe if you choose to go ahead.
What are you waiting for?
Let’s dive right in and have some fun!
Tips To Stay Safe
Before we get down to it, here are some sex disclaimers if you decide to use household items to masturbate.
Clean The Item And Always Use A Condom
Whichever household item you end up using, you need to ensure you sanitize it thoroughly with soap and hot water.
You then need to always use a condom before putting it in your body as a woman, as you could find yourself with contagion, abrasions, or irritation if you do not.
For men, you need to put a condom on your penis or the object you are inserting into your anus and disinfect every item before and after use.
Be Sensible
Be aware of using wood or glass objects, or certain food items.
Certain materials can have sharp and pointy parts, or elements that can even fall off inside you, and food may cause irritation or allergic reactions.
Stick to plastic objects, or cloth, or non-abrasive metals
Protect Your Private Parts
If you are only laying your private parts against something, you should always put a layer between you and the object.
Whether this is a towel, sweatpants, or underwear, this will enhance the rubbing sensation whilst also protecting yourself and even soaking up secretions your body might emit.
Items For Women
As the male and female body is built differently and how women can orgasm differs dramatically from men, we have split this article into two sections.
The first section which you will find below highlights the items you can find around the house that can make a woman orgasm, and the second will focus on items for men.
Washing Machine
We know this might sound scary, but if you catch it whilst it is on the spin cycle, squat on top of it and ride it out. If you are standing, you can also straddle your labia around the edge where the sides are, or bend over, part them and push back again onto the point.
Utensils
Again, this might shock you, but we mean a tablespoon or a small utensil that has a polished exterior that will glide across your skin smoothly, and not a big butcher’s knife.
This comes down to common sense. Using a spoon, rest the bit that rounds underneath against your clit and labia and rub till you orgasm.
Hard Exteriors Around The House
If you can find something firm and flat or round and shiny, this could be your new best friend. Simply slide your lady parts up and down until you feel that release.
Items could include a bedpost, a TV remote, a calculator, a candlestick holder, the side of a chair, a doorknob, or even a coffee pot.
Stuffed Animal
Some might have that one old stuffed animal that has been used for more than just cuddling with at night.
Squeezing a stuffed animal and humping can feel amazing, and in fact, this goes for anything with a soft edge. If you enjoy using a stuffed animal, try using a fresh pile of folded clothes, or a pile of blankets.
Electric Toothbrush
We all know how great vibrations are ladies, so why not use your electric toothbrush. Lay it against your clit whilst it is on and let the fun begin.
If you don’t have an electric toothbrush, have a look around the house for something else that vibrates such as a hand mixer or exfoliating machine.
Bottles
Plastic bottles such as a bottle of wine, soda, or beer can be placed in your vagina if you stick to the thinner end.
Avoid using glass for obvious reasons and if you find a travel bottle, you’ll have a little bottle of pleasure to take with you wherever you go.
Thin Objects Around The House
Whether this is a screwdriver, flashlight, candlestick, curling iron, hairbrush handle, these long thin oblong shapes can be used for masturbation.
The Classic Cucumber
We’ve all heard of someone sticking a cucumber up their vagina. Well, this is because it works.
It is shaped like a penis and can be used for penetration with cleansing and a condom. This also can be said for other vegetables such as bananas, zucchini’s, celery, leeks, or eggplants.
Items For Men
Pillows
Stack your pillows on top of one another and lie on top and have some fun!
You could also just use the one to mold it around your penis and thrust to feel the sensation.
If you are in the lounge, rest your penis behind the cushion that leans against the back of the couch, or kneel and slip it under the seat pad. You can then control the resistance pushing in the crevice.
Banana And Other Food Items
Peel the banana and remove the fruit before washing the rind with warm water and lube.
We think you know where we’re going with this one and yes, simply shove your cock into the hole and pump to release.
You can also pop the skin in the microwave to warm up slightly.
When it comes to other food items, you could take a cucumber, watermelon, squash, honeydew, or cantaloupe and cut a similar hole to fit your prick in. Then cut a small hope in the other side.
Screw the fruity goodness after hollowing it out, and you can also pop a finger over the smaller hole and remove it again to adjust the draw and simulate the effect of receiving a blowjob.
Tissue Roll
Pop a condom filled with lube in a tissue roll, wrapping paper roll, or paper towel roll. Flip the open end over the top and secure it with a rubber band, so it does not budge and hold the cylinder in your hand to pump away.
You can even pop it between your mattress or couch, so you don’t have to hold it.
Soft Fabric
Blankets piled up, folded clothes, plush carpet, these fabrics in a ball can be great to use to masturbate. You can use a sock sleeve as a cum-catcher.
When you are in the shower, you could also hang a hot towel around your cock to cocoon it in warm weight.
Plastic Baggie
Fill your baggie with Vaseline or Jell-o and stuff it hard. Hold the package in your hand or cram it under a cushion before pumping to completion.
Rubber Gloves
If you want to feel as if someone is giving you a hand job, don a latex sheath on your hand before jerking off.
Use plenty of lube to avoid discomfort or injury from the rubber. If you don’t have lube, use Vaseline, lard, butter, body lotion, or lots of salivae if you are desperate.
Avoid using shampoo or soap or shaving cream as this can cause the urethra to burn.
Final Thoughts
We hope this article has given you an idea of what to use when you need to think outside the box when it comes to masturbation.
Always ensure you clean and sanitize the objects, and use plenty of lube and a condom, unless you are into some serious medical fetishes!
