Sometimes something so cute drops into my review pile and I find myself praying it’s a good toy simply because I love the aesthetic. The Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator is one such toy. Sent to me by Peepshow Toys (who clearly know I love a bit of glam) the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator is a bit of me as soon as I open the parcel.

Glinting away from inside a clean crisp white box sits the prettiest bullet I’ve seen. In colour the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator could have been made for me. A delicious hot pink colour shaft teases me. This is sat on a faceted base of metallic pink shininess. Alongside this sits a case of the same pretty reflective nature.

Visual Treat

Visually the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator is a treat. I’m very aware there will be people who think this is dreadful, but it appeals to me in so many ways. I know if I was selecting a toy off the shelf based on looks alone this would be the one.

The Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator is small in size and when covered by the case looks very much like a lipstick. It could easily be disguised in your bag, however, apply caution here because if seen it will draw attention due to its blingy nature. Measuring just 4 inches in full length the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator is a palm sized beauty.

Matt Silicone

The silicone is matt in texture and has a grabby, almost grainy feel to it. This makes it great for massaging with. However, it doesn’t seem to grab hair and fluff like some matt silicones. It’s still soft and feels good.

The slim shaft leads to an angled tip. Creating the lipstick looking effect and giving you a flat surface to press against your clit. The tip is both nicely sized and shaped and slides alongside my clit effortlessly.

The controls for the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator are on the base and as you’d expect with it being a bullet they are one button controls. This has its downsides as it means scrolling through all the controls to go back a setting. But it is very much par for the course with bullets.

The button itself is like a small crystal embedded into the bottom of the bullet and is very pretty. Holding it down for a few seconds kicks the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator to life.

Vibration Problems

The Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator has ten functions to choose from. These include three steady vibration settings and seven patterned settings. Straight away I notice the vibrations feel quite weak. Turning it up to the highest steady speed there is more power but no real depth to the vibes. This is disappointing and I had hoped for more rumble. The Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator is quiet though, very discreet even on the top speeds.

Because of the silicone shaft I advise only using water based lube with the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator anything else could potentially damage the surface. I slicked a little Sliquid over my clit first before play as lube improves everything.

Friction

As soon as I started playing with the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator I knew the patterns were not going to work for me, they simply didn’t give me consistent enough stimulation. On the steady setting I could use the friction created from the silicone to build my arousal. Circling the tip of the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator around my clit.

I really found myself wishing for one more consistent speed. I just couldn’t quite get the stimulation I needed. Although it took time I did eventually climax using the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator but it wasn’t as deep and intense as usual.

The Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator is rechargeable and comes with its own USB charging cord. This is pretty standard now but makes bullets more powerful than back in the days of battery op toys.

In Summary

I really wanted to love the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator, it’s so pretty and the design is perfectly me. However, the power feels lacking and in a bullet that’s an issue.

Peepshow Toys sell the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator for $30.00

Thank you so much to the fab folk at Peepshow Toys for letting me review the Maia Roxie Crystal Gem Bullet vibrator. I was sent this item free of charge in exchange for an honest impartial review.

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