I was sent the French Kiss bullet vibe by So Divine as an additional surprise with my Ooh La La Flower vibrator. If you like pin point clitoral stimulation the chances are you’re a fan of bullet vibrators. Bullets tend to be no frills unlike internal vibrators.

My parcel from So Divine was beautifully presented, each product gift wrapped in pretty tissue paper. The packaging for the French Kiss Bullet is fresh and modern. Geometric patterns on a pink and white box bearing a picture of the French Kiss itself.

Candy Coloured Fun

Opening the box the first thing that struck me about the French Kiss was the colour. It’s pink so it has a head start with me anyway. But it’s a delicate candy shade of pink. It puts me in mind of cupcake icing or candyfloss and it pleases me lots.

Removing the French Kiss Bullet from its plastic housing I was surprised by how silky it felt. Covered by soft pink silicone its very nice when stroked up the skin. Sometimes bullets are plasticy feeling so this makes a nice change.

The French Kiss is a battery powered bullet vibe. I’m surprised to find it’s run on three AG14 watch style batteries. The batteries are handily included with the French Kiss. As you would expect you unscrew the bottom section of the French Kiss and pop the batteries into the body of the bullet.

Fuss-Free Design

In terms of design of the French Kiss is clean and simple. It’s candy pink body is broken only by a black rubber seal which marks the point where the French Kiss unscrews. This is striking and I like the pink and black colour scheme.

Bullet vibrators are usually one button operation and the French Kiss is no exception to this rule. The black control button is situated on the base of the bullet. Pressing this button switches the French Kiss on and re-pressing it switches it off. The French Kiss is a one speed bullet.

The vibrations are light and buzzy, but given that this is being powered by watch batteries I wasn’t expecting mega power. They feel great when I use them to tease my nipples or my partners cock. Light teasing vibrations still have their place in play.

Super Quiet

One thing I notice straight away is the discretion of the volume on the French Kiss. It’s super quiet. I switched this bullet on in my lounge and my partner didn’t even notice. This makes it perfect for a busy household with kids.

Another nice little plus point to the French Kiss is it’s waterproof. Given its small size and quiet nature this makes it perfect for bath time play. Especially if, like me your bathroom isn’t particularly isolated.

I love using the French Kiss Bullet during foreplay. Its tiny size makes it great to use together with little interruption to the flow. The body safe silicone coating makes the French Kiss body a great tool for teasing. I enjoy tying my partner up and slowly using the French Kiss to trace teasing trails across his skin. He is quite sensitive to strong vibrations so this is perfect for using to tease the sensitive tip of his cock, his frenulum and balls. Strong vibrations can make him hurt.

Teasing Vibrations

So, what about solo play? I found the French Kiss is great for teasing myself. Using a little water based lube it feels silky against my clit. Because the power level is quite low it takes me time to cum with the French Kiss, however the build-up is enjoyable. I find circling the soft tip of the French Kiss around my clit to be great in a teasing way. The French Kiss isn’t my choice for a quick release, it’s more a slow boil kind of play. But I do cum every time I use the French Kiss Bullet. I really enjoy using it alongside a dildo for simultaneous internal penetration.

Washing the French Kiss Bullet is super simple, just chuck it in the sink and give it a wash with antibacterial soap. It’s compact little size makes it perfect for travelling, it will sit nicely in your handbag without drawing attention to itself in anyway. Measuring just three inches in length and 0.6 in diameter it’s extremely easy to squirrel it away. The French Kiss is phthalates and latex free, add this to the body safe silicone coating and you shouldn’t have any reaction issues after use.

In Summary

The price of the French Kiss Bullet is unbelievably good. Just £7.99 for a silicone covered, water proof vibrator is brilliant. If you’re a power queen, then the French Kiss isn’t the bullet for you. However, if you’re looking for an inexpensive little bullet which is discreet, safe for bath play and body safe then the French Kiss from So Divine is a great option. Equally if you’re new to playing with toys and are looking for a user-friendly place to start exploring then the French Kiss Bullet is a perfect place to start.

You can buy the French Kiss bullet from So Divine for £7.99.

Thank you to the fab people at So Divine for sending me the French Kiss Bullet. This item was sent to me free of charge and in exchange for an honest and impartial review.

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