There are some toys reviewers long to try. My longed for review was the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo. Thanks to the fabulous folks at Betty’s Toy Box I need wonder no more. I’m now the proud owner of a medium Split Peaches Unicorn Horn.

If you follow my social media, you’ll know I firmly believe the unicorn is my spirit animal. So the second I saw the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasure Silicone Dildo it became a must have. When the Betty’s Toy Box package arrived, I ripped it open. Much to my upset I realised I was going to have to wait two weeks to try the gorgeous silicone dream in my hand. I was about to fly off on holiday! Fast forward two weeks and almost as soon as I was back in the UK this became a priority.

Legendary Size

The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasure Silicone Dildo arrived packaged in a transparent plastic bag. I believe all Split Peaches toys must come this way as the Rivetor I reviewed previously arrived the same way. No frills possibly, but frills aren’t needed when the contents are a silicone unicorn horn.

Despite hearing tales of the size of this legendary dildo nothing could have prepared me for the sheer awe I felt when I held it for the first time. There is some serious weight to the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo. Despite being fully silicone it’s a proper lump! In size the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo is intimidating. Coming in at 9 inches long and 6.5 inches of girth at the base this is almost true to size to be on a large horses head! Even the tip is 4.5 inches around.

My Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo is pastel coloured. Split Peaches do a few variants of the Unicorn Horn including a bright primary colour version and an ethereal white version. My favourite by a country mile is the pastels.

Sherbet Hues

Delicate hues of pink, blue, yellow and lilac swirl their way up the horns shaft. Conjuring up thoughts of sherbet or ice creams with the delicious colours. The thick base is a pretty mint colour. I’ve said on Twitter I think the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo looks edible and I stand by this assessment.

The shaft of the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo is textured with swirling lines travelling down the length. Just as I’d imagine a real unicorn horn to have. It really is very pretty considering it’s a lump of silicone and I’m already a little in love with it. I seriously hope it will measure up to my hopes.

Chunky Base

I mentioned the base and we all know the added value of having a base on a dildo. It gives it stability to ride, makes it harness friendly and acts as a handle to hold during frenzied thrusting. The base on the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo measures 3 inch in diameter.

The other reason I always look for a base on dildos is it makes them anal friendly. Dildos and toys without a base should never be used for anal play. There is nothing to stop them travelling up inside you. The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo is anal friendly, but I’m not even going to pretend I’d attempt to take this massive dildo anally.

Body Safe Silicone

The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo is 100% silicone so it’s totally body safe, phthalate free and non-porous. Each Split Peaches piece is hand made and this makes them all totally unique in the way the colours sit.

The silicone is very matt in texture and quite sticky. Without even trying it I know I’m going to need a lot of lube with this one. Because of the silicone surface of the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo I know I’m going to need to use water based lube with it. Anything else could damage the surface and quite honestly that would be a travesty.

Riding the Unicorn

Time to ride the Unicorn! After two weeks of laying on a beach dreaming about this moment I can finally experience the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo. Slicking a handful of water-based lube across the surface I press the blunt tip against myself. Gradually pushing each inch of the delicious swirly silicone inside me.

The sensation of being filled up is so good. The wide girth gives real stretch as I watch the pretty edible colours vanish inside my body. It feels surreal and I love it. I can feel the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo bottoming out inside me as I reach my back wall and stop. Its hard to maintain control at this point but I needed to savour the moment.

Sated and Stretched

Although the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo is large, its not uncomfortable at all. Its fucking fantastic! I feel stretched, engorged, full and sated for that moment. Greedily, I crave thrusting to add to the sensation and gripping the base I lay back and begin to slowly withdraw the thick shaft.

Penetration with the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo is heavenly. The silicone is dense, solid and quite unforgiving. It pounds inside me, stretching me open on every thrust. The rounded tip grazes against my swollen G spot and I’d be lying if I didn’t say my eyes rolled.

Multiple Orgasms

I can feel the texture of the shaft and it adds to the sensation. It’s not irritating or abrasive as I can sometimes find textured shafts to be. It just adds more pleasure to the building orgasm cramping my muscles.

When I came using the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo for the first time I was struck by how my inside gripped the shaft. I do enjoy having something to contract around during orgasm but thanks to the increasing girth of the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo this was something else. It deepened and intensified my orgasm and made me hungry for more. In fact every time I’ve used the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo I’ve ended up pushing for multiple orgasms.

In Summary

I’m a bit of a size queen so for me the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo is magical. Betty’s Toy Box sell the Unicorn Horn in Small and Large as well as the Medium. I think the sizing of these is extremely generous so check the actual measurements before ordering to make sure you don’t end up with a lot more than you bargained for.

Betty’s Toy Box sell the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo in Medium for $65.00. It’s worth every penny. I’m definitely a bit biased by the aesthetic but the sensations provided by the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo are going to be hard to challenge. Few dildos are perfectly sized to fill me up and still be uncomfortable, the Fun Factory Big Boss was my previous fave. Now the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo has stolen it’s crown I think.

Thank you so much to the amazing team at Betty’s Toy Box for sending me the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Pastel Pleasures Silicone Dildo for review. I was sent this item free of charge and in exchange for an honest impartial review.

 

 

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