I’ve reviewed quite a few So Divine products and so was keen to try the new Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control. I do enjoy remote control toys and love being able to hand control over to someone else. When the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control arrived in the familiar So Divine packaging I was quite surprised at the sleekly shaped little bullet.
Not really a traditional egg in shape, the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control reminds me more of the top of a vibrator or dildo. Almost head like in shape. It has a bulbous tip which tapers down to a sleeker shaft. Measuring just under 3 inches in length this isn’t a large item, nor is it heavy. This, for me is a positive as I want to be able to wear it comfortably without doing Kegels to keep it in place. At the end sits a retrieval cord which is handy.
The Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control is made of super soft, silky silicone. There is some splendid alliteration in that sentence and that sums up exactly how satisfyingly smooth the silicone feels. It has a matt texture, but is silky at the same time, avoiding that sticky tacky surface some silicones have.
Being silicone the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control is body safe, non-porous and phthalate free. Given that this will be sitting inside you possibly for a prolonged period this is very much a good thing.
Included with the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control is the little remote control. This is palm size. Given that often remote-control toys are used outside the bedroom discretion is important. The Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control can be operated with or without the remote and this is a nice touch. There is a one button control on the base of the egg but obviously once you’ve inserted the egg you would need the remote to change setting even if playing alone.
The remote works well. So Divine say it has a reach of 5 meters and I’d say this was about right. However, if you put a door or wall between you it doesn’t work. The remote control is battery operated and this is included. The egg itself is USB rechargeable and comes with a charging cable. I’d have preferred both items to be rechargeable, like the Nu Sensuelle remote control toys.
The Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control has three speeds and seven patterned settings. Some of the patterned settings seem a little strange with the vibration waning to nothing and the growing again. I can only think this is intended to create a slow burn effect but it was actually quite frustrating.
In terms of vibration I was disappointed by the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control. I accept it’s not a clitoral vibe but once a toy is buried inside me, I find the vibration is muted anyway. I’m far more sensitive externally. The vibrations felt weak even on the stronger settings and shallow. There was little to no depth to them. I was left feeling deflated by this.
Using in Public
When using the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control you’ll need to be careful about your lube choices. Being made of silicone you’ll need to use water-based lube with the egg. Anything else could damage the surface.
Inserting and wearing the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control was great, no problems at all. It was comfortable and although I was aware of it, it wasn’t in an unpleasant way.
Switching the Egg on I could feel the vibrations inside me and at first this was quite thrilling. Especially in public. I found the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control to be discreet enough in volume to be able to wear in public with little worry. This would make for great fun during date night, especially if you hand the control over to your partner.
However, quickly the weak vibrations became irritating. They weren’t really doing anything, aside from buzzing away like an angry bee. There was no bass to the vibration, no rumble. It felt like I wanted to scratch up inside myself and I can honestly say this isn’t a very sexy feeling.
It’s a real shame because I loved the design of the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control. You can see thought has gone into it and it’s a lovely product. But those vibrations just kill it. I’d love to see So Divine boost the vibrations if they consider doing Addicted 2.0. With a bit more, rumble this could be epic.
You can buy the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control from So Divine for £54.99.
Thank you so much to So Divine for sending me the Addicted Vibrating Love Egg with Remote Control for review. I was sent this product free of charge and in exchange for an honest and impartial review.