I’ve never considered myself a size queen. I do enjoy a bit of girth but on the whole size isn’t important. When MEO sent me the Think Pink 8inch Dildo I was staggered when I opened the parcel. I genuinely gasped!

The massive box emblazoned with an enormous picture of the Think Pink Dildo advised me the picture was “actual size”. It was with some trepidation I slid the box open and removed the Think Pink.

A Silicone Monster

Rarely am I lost for words but this was one of the few occasions. Removing the enormous lump of silicone from the plastic casing the weight alone was enough to make me wince. The Think Pink Dildo is a beautiful neon pink of the brightest kind. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find this glowed under black light.

The huge shaft is packed full of realistic detailing, veins and ridges creating interesting texture and realism. Well, as much realism as an 8inch neon pink dildo can ever have. At the base of the impressive shaft sits a large pair of silicone balls. As well as looking very nice I found these give you something to hold when using the Think Pink for thrusting.

Slight Yield

The silicone itself is sticky and has a slight yield to it when squeezed. Just as well given the size, if it was more solid I think it would feel twice as big in use. The sticky texture means the Think Pink does grab all the fluff and hair in sight every time you put it down. This can be a bit annoying.

Being silicone, the Think Pink 8-inch Dildo is fully body-safe and non-porous. It’s also very easy to wash as it can be boiled if you need to. The texture on the shaft and head may require some close attention so it’s best to chuck it in a sink of hot soapy water and give it a thorough clean.

Riding Fun

Although it is 8 inches in total length the Think Pink dildo has an insertable length of 7 inches. Add this to a monster girth of 6.5 inches for pretty much the entire shaft and this is not for the faint hearted. Situated underneath the heavy balls sits a good chunky suction cup for added fun. I found the Think Pink Dildo was great for sticking down and riding. (Pro-tip, stick it to an up-turned dinner plate for on the bed riding, it distributes the weight and stops it from sinking)

However, the sheer weight of the silicone makes sticking the Think Pink Dildo to vertical surfaces a bit more problematic. Although it is possible to get the Think Pink Dildo to stick vertically with a bit of oomph in application once you start using the dildo it tends to come lose. This didn’t happen every time but enough that I noticed it.

Impressive Detail

Due to its size, I would strongly recommend using lube with the Think Pink dildo. Because of its silicone surface, you should only use water based lube with the Think Pink. Oil and silicone lubes will damage the surface of silicone toys.

Visually impressive, with awesome detailing on the shaft and head the Think Pink Dildo is a sight to behold. On top of the thick shaft sits the most bulbous head I’ve ever had the pleasure to wrap my fingers around. Again, detailed with its own frenulum the Think Pink misses no trick in its stride to meet your dildo needs.

Could I Take the Think Pink?

The big question you’re all asking is what was the Think Pink like in use? And did I manage to use it? When I first saw the size of the Think Pink I seriously didn’t think I was going to be able to. But I’m nothing if not a tryer. Encouraged by my playmate’s insistence I couldn’t take it I felt the need to prove him wrong.

Liberally smothering the Think Pink with water based lube I pressed the massive head up against my opening and felt the first tingle of anticipation and nerves. Both of us were stunned at the size once the head was against me.

I began to tentatively work the head inside myself. Despite my playmates insistence I should go faster this wasn’t one to be rushed. Feeling the wide head gently sliding inside me was crazy good. As the whole head slid inside I was slightly concerned by how full I felt already.

Working It In

I found the best way to work the Think Pink Dildo inside me was to kind of circle it and work it in to the point where the head was fully in and I was being fully opened by the width of the shaft. As I struggled to steady my breathing my playmate commented how stretched I looked and I must admit it was both a turn on and a slight worry to see how widely the shaft opened me.

Gathering myself I began to inch the shaft inside me, gently thrusting further each time and much to my astonishment it felt so fucking good! The more I took the greedier I got and quickly went from gentle thrusting to more vigorous penetration. By the time I was approaching orgasm I had managed to slide most of the 7-inch shaft inside me. It felt amazing when I came watching my stretched cunt contracting around the thick shaft.

Intense Orgasm

My playmate was keen to see if I could sit on this monster, so we attached it to the floor for me to ride. I had my doubts about my ability to take the Think Pink Dildo in this position as well or deeply. Perhaps our slow start had helped as in no time at all I had slid down onto the thick head and was riding the Think Pink like I stole it.

Climaxing with the Think Pink inside me is so intense. The effect of being so opened up and my muscles contracting around the shaft seems to deepen the sensation. I could easily become addicted to riding the Think Pink Dildo.

Delicious Ache

One thing to mention is the after effect. Once my orgasm had subsided I was left with a delicious internal aching from the stretch which lasted a few hours and without doubt it took a few days for my vagina to fully recover properly. It still felt stretched out a day or so later. Although I am a slave to my cause there is absolutely no way I’m going to attempt to put the Think Pink Dildo in my arse, although thanks to the balls at the base you could. The Think Pink Dildo comes in 5-inches as well as the 8-inch variation I tried. If you’re not a size queen you may prefer the smaller size.

In Summary

MEO sell the NS Novelties Think Pink dildo for 89.00€ which for such a massive lump of silicone is a great price. The Think Pink 8-inch dildo has taught me a few things about my own limits and I can see this being the start of some interesting experimentation.

Thank you to the awesome team at MEO for sending me the Think Pink 8-inch Dildo for review. I was sent this item free of charge and in exchange for an honest and impartial review.

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