Rabbits are what most people instinctively think of when they think of vibrators. Modern rabbit vibrators have come on in leaps and bounds compared to the original rabbits. Meet the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator sent to me by Lovehoney for review.

The first thing I should say is rabbit vibes often prove tricky for women anatomically. Essentially, it’s trying to stimulate two places at once using a one size fits all approach. Often with rabbit vibrators one bit will hit home and the other will be slightly off mark. Modern vibes have started to include flexible necks to the clitoral stimulator which does help a little.

Bright Pink Retro Shaft

The Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator is not a small device. In fact, it’s a whopping 9 inches in length but only 5 inches of that are insertable. My Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator is bright pink in colour which pleases me.

The whole look of the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator is very in keeping with the traditional rabbit look. A large clitoral arm protrudes from the main shaft with an actual rabbit head at the tip. The ears are split to form a dual clit stimulator. This is quite retro in nature and I’d be lying if I didn’t say I quite enjoyed this.

At 4.5 inches in circumference there is a good girth to the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator. In fact, the internal shaft is quite solid looking all round with a nice large bulbed head at the tip. About an inch below the head sits the concertina type folds which allow the hydraulics to drive the thrusting motion.

Powerful Clitoral Vibes

The controls for the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator sit on the handle and consist of two buttons. One to control the ears and one to control the thrusting. It’s worth mentioning the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator comes with a travel lock applied. Press and hold both buttons simultaneously for a couple of seconds to release this.

There are 12 settings for the clitoral arm. Three steady vibration settings in increasing intensity and nine patterned settings. These are quite powerful, and I’m impressed at the strength. You can use the clitoral vibrations independently from the thrusting and this works very well for me.

Thrusting Issues

The thrusting shaft has three settings, which if I’m honest is a bit of a let-down. These vary from a slow, gentle thrust to a more powerful, faster motion. But three isn’t much choice really. The extension of the thrust is just over an inch or so. It’s quite shallow so if you’re expecting a fucking machine sensation you’ll be disappointed.

When using the thrusting shaft on the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator on its own it feels nice at first. However, I encounter a problem straight away. To make the most of the thrusting I need to have the internal shaft quite shallow. I don’t want to do this as I like deep penetration. Its difficult as when the internal arm is buried deep inside me I can barely feel the thrusting.

Multi-Sensations

Switching on the clitoral stimulation my first thought is there is a lot going on. I struggle to focus on any particular sensation. Its like an orgy going on between my thighs and I feel like a bystander. However, adjusting the clitoral arm to a steady vibration, I begin to sort the sensations out in my head.

I like the strong clitoral vibrations; the flexible neck allows me to get the stimulation where I want it without sacrificing the depth of penetration internally. The thrusting is enjoyable when I manage to get the depth of penetration right to experience it. I can feel the shaft moving in and out of me but it’s a slight sensation even on the most powerful setting. If I had hopes of a mechanical pounding it’s not going to happen.

A Little Let Down

There is power in the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator. There’s no doubt it packs a punch I just feel a bit let down by the thrusting function. I’d love to see more thrust, more power and more choice amongst the settings. Did the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator make me come? Yes, it did, and I did enjoy it. But I feel this is very much despite the thrusting function instead of because of it.

This is a shame as there was much promise in the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator and the clitoral function is great. I could use the rabbit without the thrust but then I’m not using half the functions.

Rabbit Racket

Another thing I feel must be mentioned is the noise level. The multi-functions of the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator create a hell of a racket. There is little hope of using this vibe when there are others in the house. This certainly isn’t unique to the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator, in fact just about every thrusting toy I’ve tried is very noisy. But its something to consider if your live in close quarters or have young children.

Because the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator is made of silicone it is body safe and non-porous, which is great news. Its also waterproof which means you can enjoy bathroom fun with the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator as well.

Cleaning the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator requires special attention to the hydraulic areas as the concertina-like folds can harbour body fluids and it would be easy to miss them.

In Summary

I did enjoy the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator but considering the USP is the thrusting this is far from my favourite aspect. This could just be my personal preference because as I mentioned, rabbit vibes can be tricky anatomically.

Lovehoney sell the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator for £79.99 which is a decent price for a multifunction vibrator.

Thank you so much to the great people at Lovehoney for sending me the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rabbit Vibrator to review. I was sent this item free of charge and in exchange for an honest and impartial review.

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